Thursday, April 28, 2016

The Republicans' ugly wart


He goes from strength to strength,
Sneering and in the face.
The establishment's upset,
Their wart is leading the race!

Loud, rich, garish upstart,
With manners of a slumdog,
Who managed to get past
Their utmost to keep him out!

The riffraff voted for him.
They're riffraff since they did.
Now he's forced his way in,
And no one can do a shit!

Yes they can! Yes they can!
Cut their nose to spite their face!
The party will hurt themselves:
Ensure they lose the race!

They'll hand it to Clinton
On a platter, to be Prez.
Strange! It's the Republicans,
Who most wish to see Trump dead!


Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Let a thousand flowers bloom!

For the runner intent on winning,
It's no longer the joy of running.
The worker rushing to his deadline
Has forgotten what he is doing!

We all compete against some benchmarks
Set to make our lives miserable;
The reward lies in the effort,
Not panting for the elusive result!

Everything starts as means to an end,
Then the means become ends in themselves;
get measured and benchmarked to death,
Both of the work, and of our own selves!

Measuring anything on a scale
Reduces it to absurdity;
Every flower that bloomed in the vale
Did not compare petals, for their width!

Let a thousand flowers bloom, on their own,
Celebrating the joy of living;
Each unique, one with the soil that gave
It birth, and encouraged it to bloom!





Thursday, March 17, 2016

Trumped!


The Trump marches on! Both sides of the established establishment, Democrats and Republicans, watch helplessly! There is nothing that is working against him! How do we stop him?

The establishment is on edge. This is the talk in the Washington clubs where the powerful Republicans and Democrats meet:

We thought we were unassailable, 
The establishment, fending for itself;
Whoever wins is not important,
It's either we, us, or more of us!

We have learnt to milk the system,
Opposing sides of the same party;
The public, poor sods, think they're voting,
Democrat, or Republican!

A cosy club of rich power-brokers,
Cushy cartel of the privileged, 
The world has always been run by us, 
On the shoulders of the hoi polloi!

And here comes the brash outsider,
Who defines everything we are not.
Storming the powerful rich citadel,
Ready to break down its walls!

Carried on shoulders of the same mob,
Which seems to've sensed what's going on.
A joker in the pack, and a Trump,
He seems to have won their heads and hearts!

Shady businessman. Serial bankrupt.
Pandering to their basic instincts.
It's worse than Modi storming Lutyens,
With his byte-sized quotes and pea-sized brains!

We mastered the art of being pro
Everything, and saying all that's good;
Like us, he's difficult to pin down,
But his strategy's just the reverse!

Anti-everything you can think of,
He is aiming for the anti-vote.
Problem is, the mob's tired of us,
From incumbents, they need antidotes!

He's dipping into the suppressed rage,
That we, the wise, have kept bottled up.
Demagogues, spouting vitriol,
Have caused every empire's downfall!

The poor sods, the mob, they don't realise,
It's theatre; he's as shallow as us;
We wish he plays by the rules,
In the field and game set up by us!

That he's not! He's not!! The maverick!!!
He has money, doesn't need it from us!
Reaches crowds direct, talks to their gut!
We wish someone kills the bastard!!





Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Art of Spirituality: India's spiritual leaders!


India has no dearth of colourful Godman and Godwomen. What if they all decided to take a leaf out of Sri Sri's book, whose tagline is "Art of Living", what would their taglines be?

1) Art of Hugging: Mata Amritanandamayi, the hugging devi


2) Art of Loving: Swami Nityananda, a famous lover


3) Mart of Living: The Patanjali FMCG empire, giving the MNC companies a run for their money


4) Art of Dancing: Radhe Ma, who sees no contradiction between filmi-style dance and devotion


5) Art of Silencing a.k.a. terminating witnesses: Asaram Bapu, who would make Don Corleone proud of him


6) Art of Magic: Satya Sai Baba, the master of 'apparitions'


7) Art of Chanting: ISKCON, Bhakti's flagbearers


8) Art of Branding: Patanjali, with Sri Sri following a close second


9) Art of Acting: Ram Rahim Singhji Insan with his penchant for acting in his own films, the spiritual mart's Rajnikant

 
10) Art of Leaving: Ramdev, an adept in the art of disguise, famous for his Ramlila Grounds 
escapade


11) Art of Bending: Baba flat stomach, Ramdev again


12) Art of Moneymaking: All the above


13) Art of subsistence: What the real Gods practice, making do with meagre offerings from their devotees



Thursday, March 10, 2016

On the AOL birthday bash controversy

All Gurus like large-scale grandeur,
Projecting themselves larger than life;
Flaunting their money and their power,
In their minds, competing with the Gods.

All Gurus like to amass wealth,
and have a court full of sycophants,
Singing their praises to high heavens,
Prostrating themselves at their feet.

Modern Gurus are even more savvy,
They have learnt to utilise the times.
They brand their every activity,
From events to breathing exercise.

Dumbing down Truth to suit the masses,
Delivered in glitzy sound bites;
It is doubtful whether they realised,
anything of what they preach.

Guru: The one who dispels darkness,
Helps remove the veil of ignorance.
It's irony in today's times,
They're the ones who propagate them!

Dinesh Gopalan
10 March, 2016