Greetings to all the women on this day,
Set aside to fete half of the world,
Enjoy the adulation heaped today,
But pray tell, why is today so special?
You are fully capable of living,
Without the men who only get in your way,
But you may not find that interesting,
When they see you other women don't stand and gape!
What will you do without the men in your life,
Without the attention, flirting, and the like,
You do need someone to carry your bags,
While you go shopping and empty the aisles!
What will you do without them to give chase,
Trying to impress and put on a face,
While you pretend to ignore their existence,
They are needed to brighten your days!
On this day give thought to the poor men,
Who form the hindrances in all your lives,
And be happy you were born a woman,
For it's much worse to be on the other side!