1) A stitch in time is better than nine; a switch in time is better
2) The one who laughs last, laughs loudest; and it is always the boss who does
3) A chain is no stronger than its weakest link ; but it can be made stronger with a ball attached
4) The end justifies the means; for us, the means are an end unto themselves
5) A good man is hard to find; a hard man is a good find
6) A little knowledge Is a dangerous thing; too much knowledge, or its display, can be fatal
7) A new broom sweeps clean; then the shit piles up again
8) A rolling stone gathers no moss; but amasses a lot of money in the process
9) A place for everything and everything in its place; you better know yours
10) A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men; so we always press you to volunteer
11) Failure teaches success; success leaches on failures
12) Fear is stronger than love; better still is instilling fear while professing love
13) Flattery will get you nowhere; but it is the quickest road to the corner office
14) We give credit where credit is due; just so long as you don't expect cash
15) He who pays the piper calls the tune; you better know your boss' music preferences
16) He who climbs the ladder must begin at the bottom; and learn to lick his way up
17) Count your blessings; be happy we have not fired you!
18) Don't bite the hand that feeds you; lick the ass that does
19) Don't try to walk before you can crawl; in fact, keep crawling, we like it that way
20) Doubt is the beginning, not the end of wisdom; except when you doubt your boss – that is the end
21) Experience is the best teacher; just make sure you live to collect it
22) If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again; you have time till the next appraisal
23) In for a penny, in for a pound; make that in for a pounding
24) In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king; provided he doesn't let it be known that he can see, else he will be killed
25) Let the punishment fit the crime; sometimes, invent the crime to fit the punishment
26) Life begins at forty; not here, outside the Company
27) We never judge based on appearances; but make sure you dress well
28) Never speak ill of the dead; you may be joining them tomorrow
29) The last straw breaks the camel's back; but don't worry, we know how to stop just short
30) The more one knows the less one believes; we want you to believe
31) To travel hopefully is better than to arrive; we make sure you never lose hope
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