I am just imagining a scenario in a typical apartment complex nowadays
Visitor arrives to meet resident
Visitor stopped at gate
Visitor steps out wearing cloth mask, fibreglass visor, and plastic raincoat
Visitor's car sent to car wash
Visitor sent to fumigation room
Visitor walks thru fumigation room
Guard waits with temperature gun
Guard Points gun at visitor and shoots
Meanwhile, the resident
Wears mask, wears visor, wears full length plastic raincoat, picks up stick
Fumigates self, mask, visor, and stick
Looks around to see if no neighbours are close by
Uses stick to press lift buttons
Goes to main gate to meet visitor
Stays four feet away and greets visitor warmly
Visitor steps back two feet since his doctor has told him six feet distance is needed
Meeting is conducted, and concludes
Visitor steps into car, leaves
Resident goes back , but does not enter house immediately
His wife opens the door, rushes back, and locks herself in. Resident discards plastic raincoat, rubs hand with with sanitiser kept at main door, and walks to bathroom on his toes to ensure minimum contact with the floor.
Keeps rubbing himself with soap till half the bar disdolves, as advised by health ministry
Then rushes to his room and locks himself up
Both he and his wife heave a sigh of relief for having concluded this adventure without any mishap
( Posted to my blog
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