If I write a book on Arjuna for today's youngsters, this is the way my introductory chapter would flow...
This Arjuna dude, he was a real macho dude who could kick ass big-time. Maan oh Maan, what a dude!
And then they get cheated of their kingdom, you know how it is. Greedy cousins, evil king and all.
They had a common wife, noe check that out! And they had several individual wives, at least Arjuna did. He used to bed women wherever he went! Crazy shit, right! Even divine damsels used to fall for him, and he refused one of them! Can you imagine that? No shit maan, I am telling it to you like it is!
And then he fights this great war. Arrows flying all over the place, and dudes like Arjuna, there were a few others also, they were called Maharathis meaning Real Kick-ass Dudes, knew some divine weapon stuff, the stuff that goes ka boom when you chant a mantra! You know, mantras are real potent Maan, I mean they could bring the gods down and make them do stuff for you. In fact, Arjuna was born with the help of one such mantra. His dad was king of the gods, ruler of heaven. Dig that maan, it's crazy stuff right?!
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